That scene where Anna's "obsession" was just her LinkedIn stalking his startup valuation? The real villain is Eric's therapist charging $800/hour to diagnose this mess. Trauma resale value 📉💍
The way she weaponized morning sickness to crash Anna's Tesla into a Chanel storefront? That's not a meet-cute—that's ✨gaslighting with Gucci confetti✨. Motherhood looks good on her 🔪👶
Plot twist: The "billionaire recluse" was just a ChatGPT-generated Tinder bio. Now watching Adeline monetize their drama via OnlyFans baby bump updates? This is why capitalism needs couples therapy 📈🍼
When Adeline used her positive pregnancy test as an Amazon Prime return label? That's ✨girlboss accounting✨. Eric buying her love with Whole Foods gift cards disguised as stock options? Capitalism-core romance 💸🥑